Girls can't stay single for long. One breakup leads to another hookup, not necessarily real. We as a gender need some excitement in our life and who better than our crushes. We fall for men left and right, anyone who passes the checklist is Mr. Right (for the time being). Girls have it tough, 5 minutes in the real world and we're out there searching for the next Mr. Perfect.
Then guess what we do? Crush, and oh man, we crush hard!
Stages of a Crush life :
1. Look at a guy - Yup, mostly this is all it takes. Just one look and if he's cute enough, voila!
2. Coincidence - Luckily (unluckily) running into him again and again. Try not to stare, eh?
3. Amateur Sleuthing - Girls, get your Sherlock hats out and get investigating. Get to know his name(most important). It's fairly easy : his friends, colleagues, id card, employee records or going through all the guys living in that area on Facebook. *been there, done that*
4. Professional Stalking - Facebook (hope to god his pictures are public), Instagram (pray his profile is open), does he tweet? Google?Stalk even his friends, they usually have the gory details.
5. BFF's Approval or as I call it "the Sacred Stage" - It is true girls do nothing without their best friend's approval. Show the BFF the crush's profile, then the usual -
"He looks better in real life"
"He is not photogenic"
"This pic is really old, he looks different now!"
If the BFF agrees then you stalk the poor guy together. Judge his friend, exes, life choices - everything in short.
No information is personal, every detail vital.
"He looks better in real life"
"He is not photogenic"
"This pic is really old, he looks different now!"
If the BFF agrees then you stalk the poor guy together. Judge his friend, exes, life choices - everything in short.
No information is personal, every detail vital.
6. Daydreaming - After approval comes the misery. Fit him in all the romantic songs, books, movies, visit all his profiles daily, sneak glances when he isn't looking and dream. Worst case scenario, you start thinking he likes you when he doesn't even know you exist! Now that sucks.
7. The verdict- Either he notices you, now your existence is confirmed. Or he moves to a different planet and your paths never cross again. Now he's just a guy who's FB profile you occasionally stalk.
8. Or He gets a girl and you become The Girl with the broken crush. CRUSHED.
9. You could even get friend-zoned. That's like being Crushed by a Bulldozer.
10. There could also be a third outcome - you two might actually date *note the sarcasm*
Eventually you will break up. Heartbreak, tears, blah blah. Crushed under a Mountain.
I tried to warn you, I really did. But you won't listen to me. I won't either.
Just remember..
So let's just get CRUSHED together!
That's it coffee people..
All this crushing has left me exhausted.
Keep rocking, not crushing.
XOXO
Miss Coffee ☕
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